ELA 201: The "New Year, Same Stress" Rescheduled Timetable 💀

​"New Year, New Me" is over. It’s time for "New Year, New Submission Deadlines."

​Just when you thought you’d navigated the chaos of 200 level, the Faculty of Engineering has dropped the updated ELA 201 General Laboratory timetable. Because nothing says "Welcome to 2026" like finding out your group is in the lab at 10:00 AM on a Wednesday.

​The Logistics of the Chaos

​If you’ve forgotten which group you belong to (likely due to festive amnesia), here’s the breakdown:

​Group A: EEE ​

Group B: MEE ​

Group C: CHE ​

Group D: PRE/VTE ​

Group E: PEE/MRI ​

Group F: CVE/MLE ​

Group G: CPE/IDE ​

Group H: STE/AGE

​Group I: GEM/MTE

​The Weekly Grind (Starts Jan 7th)

​The lab sessions are split into two periods:

​1st Period: 10:00 AM – 11:30 AM (The "I'm still waking up" shift) ​

2nd Period: 12:00 NOON – 1:30 PM (The "I'm already hungry" shift)

​The Pure Irony of Submission Times

​In a move that is peak engineering irony, the submission deadlines remain as stressful as ever:

​Mechanical (MEE): You have until 04:00 PM same day. May the spirit of speed be with you. ​

Electrical (EEE): You get until 10:00 AM the following day. (Yes, we see the favoritism, and no, we aren’t okay).

​Pro-Tips for Survival:

​1. Don’t be a hero: Write your report during the lab if you can. 4:00 PM comes faster than a 100-level student’s CGPA drops. ​

2. The "Wasiu" Signature: The document is signed and sealed. No amount of "abeg sir" is going to change these dates. ​

3. Group G/H/I: You guys are basically the "closing crew" for the semester. Pace yourselves.

​Final thoughts: If you see a MEE student running across the faculty at 3:55 PM with a folder, please move out of the way. They are fighting for their lives.

​See you in the lab!